This is the exact sbemail of which Timestar Skipper debuts.
(Strong Bad singing)
STRONG BAD: And now, my favourite... Eeee-MAAAAAIL!! (To the tune of the SEGA jingle)
STRONG BAD: Ooh, here's one now!
"Dear Strong Bad,
Do you know what a TARDIS is?
From, Medile Robence
(Strong Bad reads Medile as Metal, Robence as Robin)
STRONG BAD: Wow. You're serious, right? Of course I d--
(Timestar's TARDIS, looking like a grandfather clock, rematerializes in the room over the ComPe and pushes Strong Bad back)
STRONG BAD: WOAH! What is that... THING doing here?!
(Timestar walks out)
TIMESTAR: Oh, sorry, lad!
(Strong Bad falls off his stool)
STRONG BAD: O-OUCH!! WHOA! Who're you?! And why are you dressed like an English dude?!
(Timestar, appearing gray haired and old, wearing a monocle as well, regenerates, leaving the whole room a-blaze)
STRONG BAD: Oh, great. I'm on fire too.
TIMESTAR: Uuuuughhh.... Well, that was... Sir! Are you harmed?!
STRONG BAD: Who are you, and why did you set my pfargtling ROOM ...on FIRE?!!
TIMESTAR: Hand me a mirror, chil--
STRONG BAD: ENOUUUUGH!! Just tell me who you are, what the heck that BOX is doing here... And how you changed your FACE like that?!!
TIMESTAR: Oh, regeneration! Wonderful thing...
STRONG BAD: Uhhh, are you okay?!
(Timestar faints due to Post-Regeneration Trauma)
TIMESTAR: Oh, Rassilon...
STRONG BAD: Holy CRAAAP! The Cheat! Come here! This weirdo just burned the whole room, and then collapsed!! Drag him to Bubs!
(The scene changes to Bub's Concession Stand)
TIMESTAR: Ow.... What's this odd red building?!
STRONG BAD: The Cheat! Hit him with the pan!
TIMESTAR: Excuse me! Who are all of you, and where am I?!
(Homsar and Homestar walk over)
HOMESTAR: Uh... Sir... Are you okay?
TIMESTAR: Home- Homest- HOMESTAAAAAR!! How are you?
HOMESTAR: Um.. Who is he?
TIMESTAR: Ooh... Hard to explain, but--
HOMSAR: DaAaaaaAAAaAAA!! There's not a single one left...
(The Paper comes down)