Hello H*R Fans! This is a roleplay! We'll be making up stuff as we go along but here are the rules:
You WILL not:
- Insult others
- RP other's chars w/out owner's permission
- Curse (but crap, freakin' and sucks are allow)
ANYONE can join this roleplay!
It's just another day in Free Country, USA...
Emmie and Co. (Played by Starteen*)
Matt (played by Ezekielguy/Matt)
Any canon H*R character (played by anyone)
Emmie: *She is sitting aganist a tall tree and is drawing in her sketch book*
Strong Rad: look here, dude! you think you're sooooo cool! well you're not!
Coach Z: oh plorse, i'm way cooler than you!
*Strong Glad walks over Emmie and looks over her shoulder*
Strong Glad: What'cha drawing Em?
Emmie: *covers up drawing* Oh! Nothing!
(oops sorry, i forgot XD lol plorse!)
Starteen: Not much, nothing unusual has happened lately.
Strong Glad: Which is unusual for us!
Sunny: what if something totally random just happened righ--
- BOOM! someone flies past them and hits his/her face off of a tree*
Emmie: Don't tell me the Compe blew up! Strong Bad has only had that computer for seven episodes!
Homestar: (wearily) I see birdies...
Strong Glad: Hey, don't you think we should help dorkstar?
Sunny: he'll be fine, i think
Strong Rad: can one of you please tell Coach Z that he is being--
Coach Z: shudup!
Strong Glad: Strong Rad! Leave Coach Z alone!
Strong Rad: YO he is the one who is gettin all up in my grill!
Strong Glad: OH C'MON! Just leave Coachy alone! He is my friend, Rad!
Starteen: Oh no...
Sunny: fight, fight, fight!
Strong Rad:fine, i'll leave him alone *mumbles* gosh!
Strong Glad: Yay! I won! *hugs Coach Z*
Emmie: Now that that little fight is over, let's find out where that explosion came from. *thinking* looks like Homestar left
Sunny: hes over there
- Homestar is seen trying to walk, but he's stumbling and running into things*
Emmie: Well. let's go.
Sunny: i iz bored, lets go torture Homestar
Emmie: Really, I think we need to figure out what caused that explosion.
Starteen: We could go to the Brothers Strong's house, I've heard most explosions happen there.
Emmie: Yes! Good idea! *thinking* I can't wait to see Strong Sad and SB!
Sunny: ya lets go!
Strong Rad: i'll go too!
- All go to the Brothers Strong's House*
Starteen: *knocks on door* (kindly) Strong Sad! It's me Star!
- Strong Bad opens the door*
Strong Bad: er, what're you doing here
Starteen: My friends and I are here to ask if you had heard any explosions and could I see Strong Sad?
Strong Bad: Hey Strong Sad! Your girlfriend is here to see you.
Strong Sad: *From upstairs* She is not my girlfriend!
Strong Bad: I guess you guys can come into my house, just don't trash it.
Strong Rad: pfft, trash it?! its already trashed enough XD!
(yeah Strong Rad doesnt have much manners)
Emmie: Hi Strong Bad, has there been any new emails?
Strong Bad: Nope.
Emmie: Oh, well. Have you hear any explosions or have any happened here?
Strong Bad: Yes I have but is this the place where it happened? Um, nope!
Emmie: Darn! Well-
- Giggling is heard from upstairs*
Sunny: hey Strong Bad, who's up there?--and dont even say that "There is no one up there", cuz i bet there is *starts heading for the stairs*
Starteen: *In Strong Sad's room* (giggling) Your too nice to me Strong Sad!
Strong Rad: *trying to sound like Strong Sad's mom* Strong Sad? is someone else in there? i told you that you're grounded for two weeks for helping Strong Bad egg a house!
Strong Sad: I know it's you Strong Rad. Besides, I don't do stuff like that.
Strong Rad: dang! it never works
Strong Glad: Do I dare ask what their doing in there?
Strong Rad: do you dare?--
Sunny: *knocks on the door* can we come in please?
Strong Glad: That won't work Sunny! *shakes head* Now this will work! *Pulls out Strong Bad's BMW Lighter and puts it up to the door* Watch! *The door goes up in flames*
- Strong Sad is seen tuning his guitar. While Starteen watches him*
Strong Sad: (angerily) Hey!
Starteen: *Looks surprised*
Strong Glad: (satisfied) See?
Sunny: *bursts out laughing* you got'em good!
Strong Rad: w00t!
Starteen: *looks sad*
Strong Sad: *looks at Starteen then sighs*
Sunny: awww sorry guys
Starteen: *smiles* Uh, You've gotten at playing the guitar.
Strong Sad: I guess so. *cracks a smile*
Emmie: Well, we need to go you guys, since the explosion didn't happen here.
Strong Glad: Aw man, can I at least toture-
Sunny: maybe Homestar started the explosion?
Strong Glad: Yeah, if he sticked a big enough fork into an outlet but I doubt Homestar is that stupid.
Strong Rad: maybe Homsar started it?
Sunny: Homsar didnt start it! well, i bet he didnt
Strong Rad: still, that guy is pretty stupid
Sunny: no he is not
Emmie: Um, before we move on I must ask, where is Coach Z?
Strong Rad: didnt he go home?
Sunny: no, he came with us, but...where is he? he was here when we got to the house
Starteen: *Looks around* I think Strong Glad disappeared too!
Emmie: Aw crap, if they're together and Coach Z has mouthwash.. oh no!
Strong Rad:*covers face in disgust*
Sunny: well we have to find them!
Emmie: To The Field!
*at the field*
Sunny: where would they be?
Strong Rad: the locker room?
Starteen: I think the locker room is near The Track.
Rashom: *picking up his magic stuff*
Strong Rad: hey who is that?
Rashom: *turns around* ....
Rashom: I'M SO SORRRRY! I HOPE THAT EXPLOSION DIDN'T DISTURBED YOU! I'M SORRRY! I'M SUCH A BURDEN!
Strong Rad: CHILL OUT! so it was you?
Rashom: *sighs* Okay, yes I did but not on purpose. I'm Rashom, nice to meet you. :)
Emmie: Rashom is quite the amueter magician. *Looks at Rashom* Have seen Smiley and Coach Z come around here?
Rashom: Oh! Yes, I think they were flirting or something... Anyway, I guess they went to The Locker Room, I guess.
Sunny: cool, its nice to meet you too!
Strong Rad: off to the Locker Rooms!
- Infront of the Locker Room Door*
Emmie: Before we enter this dark dugeon, I must let you know that I'm not responible for whatever burns and/or melt your eyeballs out. *opens the door slowly*
Strong Rad: *covers eyes*
Sunny: she was kidding i hope
Emmie: Coach Z can do some weird things.... *fully opens door*
- Strong Glad is seen hugging Coach Z. While Coach Z kisses her forehead*
Starteen: Awwwww! :3
Rashom: *walks in* Hey you- *looks at Smiley and Coach Z* HOLY- *is hit w/ a brick*
Sunny: R U OKAY?!
Strong Rad: MY EYES! THEY BURRRRRRN!
Emmie: Wh-why'd you ditch us?
Strong Glad: We wanted to spend time alone, away from you kids.
Starteen: *thinking* I wish I could tell Strong Sad my feelings for him*
Rashom: (To Sunny) N-n-n-no I'm fine. *Rashom has a huge bump on his head*
Strong Rad: we arent kids! and you didnt have to throw a brick at Rashom!
Sunny: Strong Rad, you are a kid, you're twelve
Strong Rad: well whatever, they still dont have to be throwin' bricks at us!
Strong Glad: Watch what comes out of your mouth Rad! Coachy here could be your brother-in-law some day!
Coach Z: *Happily surprised* RORLLY?
Rashom: *Looks at Smiley and Coach Z after recovering* HOLY- *gets hit w/ another brick*
Strong Rad: SAY WAAAAAT?!
Strong Glad: Yep. Strong Bad wouldn't be happy about it either. *walks up to Rad* (in a caring voice) Don't worry it Bro. Coachy and I aren't engaged or anything, okay? At least try to get along w/ Coach Z, okay?
Strong Rad: Okay
Sunny: what were we doing again? i lost track
Emmie: Well, the problems have been solved I guess.
Starteen: *has a worried look on her face* What about Rashom?
Emmie: Oh yeah. *Throws an ice pack at Rashom*
- Everyone goes back to where they were in the starting*
Emmie: *She is sitting aganist a tall tree alone and is drawing in her sketch book, then sighs* The day is almost over. *looks at the sunset* It was an interesting one. *thinking* I wish Strong Bad was here.
*Strong Bad is thrown into the air, and hits his head off of the tree*
Strong Bad: AHHHHHHHHHH! OUCH!
Emmie: (Cheerfully) Strong Bad!
Strong Bad: *rubbing head* hey
Emmie: Do you need any help? Did hitting your head have do with your email show again?
Strong Bad: no, Strong Mad got even madder and he took it all out on me
Emmie: Hmmmm. I guess so. So, um...wanna do something together?
Strong Bad: i guess
Emmie: Oh! I wasn't expecting for you to say yes. What do you want to do?
Strong Bad: i dunno
Emmie: Time your Email show!
Strong Bad: It's Monday already?! HOLY CRAP i forgot!
Emmie: I must alert my follow Deleteheads! *Puts on Deletehead hat*
Strong Bad: Aw crap, don't involve those nerds! They'll ruin everything, like they always do
- Strong Sad, Emmie, Strong Mad and Homsar come in*
Strong Sad: Greetings. Now go check your email.
Emmie: *gets a fangirlish look on her face* YES! Brother Strong Sad commands you!
Strong Mad: YAY!
Homsar: I'm on a way to floooooorish!
Strong Bad: you guys make me sick *goes into the computer room*
Emmie: I'm I that sicking?
Strong Sad: *shrugs*
*the email says:
Dear Strong Bad,
Is Strong Sad really part elephant? You should know, you are his bro after all.
From, Keira, PA*
Strong Bad: uhhh, i dunno, LETS FIND OUT!
(XD it was the best that i could come up with at the moment)
Matt: Hey, dudes and dudettes! *Sparks fly out the wheels of his scooter.*
Strong Bad: Um, what are you doing here in my computer room ON A SCOOTER?!
Matt: Gee, Mr. Strong Bad! I'm sorry! Just wanted to see if you had finished burning my Ramone's CD?
Strong Bad: Well, I'm sorta in the middle of an email right now and-
The Cheat: *Holding a CD* Meh meh!
Strong Bad: *Takes CD* Thanks my little lackey! (To Matt) Here. *Hands him the CD* Now get out of my house. I've gotta email to check!
Matt: Yessir! *Rides out on scooter, sets rug on fire*
Strong Bad: Ahh! *smothers fire* So, back to brass tacks and monkeys. *sits back down at computer* (typing) well, kuriboh, or whatever your name is,-
- Django walks in*
Django: Hey Strange Bag! Check out Homsar's lazor (yes, I spelled than intentionally) light show!
Strong Bad: Uh... and remind me how Homsar is smart enough to make a laser light show, let alone close his eyelids?
Django: You're gonna have to see!
(Cut to Mega Star Sprinter talking w/ Homestar Runner)
MegaStarSprinter: Hey homeztar, have you seen Homzar lately? I've been looking for him for HOUERZ!!!!
Homestar: Oh, he's buisy showing evwybody a lazow lite showey-ma-bob
M*S: Thankz Homeztar! Zee U around! (sprints off screen)