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Toon Category: Shorts

Homestar and Bubs come up with the greatest idea since Sea Monkeys!

Cast: (In order of appearance): Homestar Runner, Bubs, Strong Sad, Strong Bad, Django, Strong Glad

Places: Homestar Runner's House, Bub's Concession Stand, Computer Room, Track, The Field

Date: Tuesday, May 29, 2012

Running Time: N/A

Page Title: N/A

TranscriptEdit

{Homestar Runner is laying on his couch, staring at a protractor. The camera slowly zooms in and he lowers the protractor and gets more and more bored.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Must......make.................something.......

{A record scratch is heard and Homestar drops the protractor.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {abruptly} I got it! I'll make millions! I'll make a bagel!

{Homestar jumps off the couch and runs to Bub's Stand.}

BUBS: Ah, Homestar! What'll it be this time? A few rats? A leaning tower of pizza?

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Nope, I just want you to make the biggest bagel this side of Pluto!

BUBS: Alrighty! That totally sounds possible!

{Cut to Strong Bad's computer room. Strong Bad is chatting with someone on line via webcam, although only the back of the computer is seen.}

STRONG BAD: Yeah, I like DND.

{Strong Sad bursts into the room.}

STRONG SAD: Strong Bad Strong Bad Strong Bad! There's a giant bagel! A giant bagel! Giant bagel out side it's outside the bagel is outside it'll kill us aaaaallllllll!

STRONG BAD: Strong Sad, have you been taking your pills again?

STRONG SAD: Come out come out come out! Giant bagel! Strong Bad!

{Cut to the outside of the Strong house. A giant bagel is perched on top of the roof. Zoom in to reveal Bubs and Homestar sitting on it.}

BUBS: Homestar! This is sensational!

{Homestar chews.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Yeah! How 'bout we make a montage?

{Music starts playing. Cut to the track. Django is staring up at the sky, when the bagel comes into view. Cut to the field. Strong Glad jumps and opens her mouth. Cut to Homestar and Bubs on the bagel. Cut to them flying through a storm of pancakes. Cut back to the computer room. Strong Bad stares outside as it's raining pancakes.}

STRONG BAD: Whoa! It's raining-

STRONG SAD: {Jumping onscreen} Strong Bad Strong Bad Strong Bad! Pancakes! It's raining pancakes!

STRONG BAD: {Over Strong Sad's voice} Here we go again...

{Cut to a screen that says "The End".}

This article was written by wiki user TwiceStyle.

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